Funny Facebook Status Update Reflections

Aristotle...feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.notices that when the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.thinks that a day without sunshine is like night.thinks that if atheism