Friday, 12 November 2010

Funny Facebook Status Updates inspired by The Office

Dwight...
likes to think one step ahead... Like a carpenter... Who builds stairs.
thinks that the best kind of bear is a Black Bear... Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica!
knows that the eyes are the groin of the head.
Has flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
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