Sunday, 10 June 2012

Funny "Things To Do" Facebook Status Updates

Jennifer...

is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
put some vanilla pudding in to a mayonnaise jar and is eating it in public
is handing out lemons to people on a street

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