25 CLASSIC MORNING FUNNY STATUS UPDATES

1. I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just that I like being lazy more.
2. If you don't like seeing me naked in the morning... then I suggest you change the timer on your lawn sprinkler system!
3. Just did my morning run!! (from the bed to the bathroom) I feel so invigorated.
4. I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He said "I don't know." I replied "I'm not coming in this morning"
5. My illegal housekeeper and I cancelled each others votes yesterday. Not sure what she said this morning but we high fived and laughed.
6. Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work
7. This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper.
8. Dumping a whole can of kernel corn in toilet just to freak out the morning office staff.
9. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
10. My wife said "Good morning " and that's how the fight started.
11. I was walking down the street to work this morning and a guy was sitting on the sidewalk. He held out a cup of change and asked "spare change?". I said "sure, thanks man!" And took the cup. Some People are really nice.
12. I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly.
13. I'm sorry boss, I know I said I�d do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job.
14. If at the end of the day you have the same number of kids you started out with that morning, then you�ve done your job as a parent.
15. My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.
16. Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
17. I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night and wake up together every morning.
18. Best childhood memory: Falling asleep on the couch, then waking up in your bed the next morning.
19. People have an option to sleep but are still jogging at 6 in the morning in this cold.
20. I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button eight times this morning and feel like a champion
21. Very little happens at 3 o�clock in the morning, but when it does, it�s usually very memorable.
22. I feel like I woke up an hour too early this morning
23. If you want to be successful in life just tell yourself this each morning ''I am smart. intelligent, qualified. now if a job would just come available I'll get it!
24. Saying you�ll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it�s not important.
25. I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people.

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