Showing posts with label Funny Love SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Love SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Latest information: SMS


Latest information:-)
Sciencetist ka kehna ha k wife se pyar ki batain krne se:-
1.Mintly fresh rehta ha.
2.Heart attack k khatrat 80% kum hu jate hain.
3.Zindagi purlutf hu jati hai.
4.Admi sara din kush gawar mood me rehta hai.
5.Jism me blood 10% ka izafa hu ta hai.
Ek shart ha k:-
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Wife ap ki apni na ho.
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Lates Wife Husband SMS


Wife: Dekh lena, tumheiN dozakh meiN bhi jagah nahiN milay gi.
Husband: Theek hai, maiN har jagah tumharay saath jaana bhi nahiN chahta...:-D