Showing posts with label Naughty Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Make a tissue dance

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!

Friday, 31 May 2013

Dialing 911

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Monday, 27 May 2013

Getting on my nerves

Sheila: That boy is getting on my nerves.
Rosie: What nonsense -- he is not even looking at you!
Sheila: That is what is getting on my nerves.

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Bake cookies

OMG! I could bake cookies on you.. 'because you know, you're HOT!

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Hard to find men

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Call 411

You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.