Apne husn par itna ghuroor mat kar

Apne husn par itna ghuroor mat kar,

sab do din ki masti hai,

tera husn tab tak qaeem hai,

Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.

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Poonam ki raat ko chaand badal jaata hai

Poonam ki raat ko chaand badal jaata hai,

waqt ke saath insaan badal jaata hai,

sochte hain ke aapko tang na karein,

Magar sochte sochte PLAN badal jaata hai.

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Ek pyaari si surat

Ek pyaari si surat,
do jheel si aankhen,
kuch meethi meethi baatein,
ek nazuk si ada,
kuch masti kuch maza,
thori si shararat,
bohot saari MOhabbat,
dost ek aesa,
jiski pyaari har ada,
THANKS...
aap ne mere baarey mai itna parha.

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FUNNY SMS

SMS
Mere Dost ko
"salam"khna
"w/salam"kare to
THANX khna
"Mujhe YAD" kare to
"I MISS U 2" khna
"DELETE"krne lage to pyar se kehna
"Na kar YAAR
"paise lage hain"


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Acha hai na?

Rakh lo

Paisy Nai Dena

Wese iski Price 15 SmS
Lag Chuki hy
Agay Apki Marzi
Jitny chaho bhej dena.



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Bahaar ki
1 khobsurat subah me
Shbnam se bheeg k
1 dosry se takraate hoe
1 PHOOL ne Dosry phool se kaha


Anni-deya

Hun takkar maari te, l�ttan p�h� diyan ga.



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Open with L�VE

Kuch kehna hai Aap se,

Dar lag raha hai,

Wohi baat jo Dil ko choo le,

Wohi 3 words.

Mind to nahi karo gay.?

"INSAN BAN JAO";-):



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Z I N D A G I


Ki
Raah



MUSHKIL
hai


To



Kia
hoa



THORA
sa

TUM
chalo


THORA
sa


HUM
chalengay

PHIR

R A K S H A krwa lengay....!




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3 Dost 1 dosry sy
1st=Meri biwi maa banne wali thi jurwa film dekhi tu jurwa bachy paida huy
2nd=Meri biwi B maa banne wali thi us ne 3 devian dekhi or 3 Lrkion ko paida

kia,
3rd dost bhagne Lga 2no ne pocha kia hua

Meri biwi B maa banne wali h or wo tu''Ali baba 40 chor"
dekh rhi Ha,




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1 pathan apny kandhy per African tota (Parrot) bithaye ja rha tha.

Aik admi ny pucha: Yeh kon sa janwar hai?

Tota foran bola: Pathan hai saala.

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FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

I MISS U
rozana
.
.
.
.
After breakfast & khana. . .
.
.
.
.
.
Ab tum ziyada mt itrana,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apun ko acha lagta hai tere ko ullo banana.


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Oil or Ghee Companies ne Pakistan mein aurat ko bohot khul k bat karney ki azaadi di hai.
1 aurat dosri se keh rahi thi:
Ay Behan!
Main ne pehlay "HABIB" ko azmaya,
lakin phir "KISAN" ko ghar le aai, Aur pir us k baad "SULTAN" ko,
Magar jo maza muje "SUFI" ne diya hai.
Wo kisi aur mein kahan!!


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Hamesha
muskrao

Q k

Apki muskrahat
BOHAT
Dilksh
or
piyari hai

Hans k dikhao
,,//,,
(@ .. @)
(<....>)
� �
Oye Hoye!
Loot liya zalim.

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Aik pathan ko hospital me drip lgy hui thi,aik din jb drip khatm hone lgy usne apne bhai se kaha k jao sister ko bula kr lao..
uska bhai do hafte bad peshawar se apni behn ko le aya:-)


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Pyar me "Zuban"chp ho to "Ankhen" Bolti hain
.
.
"Ankhen" chup ho to "Dil" bolta hai
.
Aur agar "Dil" bi chup ho to?
.
Log bolte hain
.

"KALMA-E- SHAHADAT.


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2 khusry batain krty ja ry thy achank aik gir gaya,

Or Zor zor sy rony laga,

Dosry ny Tasalli dy kr
Kaha...

UTH Abdul-Raziya
MARD BAN MERI BEHAN:


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VERY FUNNY SMS

Dear Customer,U have now subscribed Kanjusi Pakage.
U can Enjoy saving of SMS.
Ur Subscrption title Kanjus is valid til
ALLAH give u TAUFIQ 2 send best SMS to me.


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Wafadar hain hum wafa karenge.

jaan mango fida karenge.

dil mango nikal kar hath par rakhenge


sirf 100 Rupay ka balance bhejo Namazi log hain Dua karenge.


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1 khota 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Hua hai,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li ?







Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi.


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Attention Please!!!
Passengers of Pakistan are
requested to please close their eyes.
The suicide can be happen at any time.

GOOD LUCK.

warna

GOOD BYE.

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Pathan ne Rukhsati k waqt
Roti hui saali ko chup karate hue kaha
"O yara roti q hy,
jEsa tumara behan wesa hamara behan"


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