Funny News Related Facebook Status Updates

Kermit...
too is being recalled by Toyota
is thinking it's a good thing the car bomb in Times Square was in a Nissan Pathfinder... Just imagine if it were in a Toyota...
is rushing to KFC to get a Double Down Combo... Fries, Drink and a Defibrilator.
is spewing hot volcanic ashes
is pissed at Jay Leno for taking his job.
is status-free
thinks it's a BIG F*#!'n deal!
is not buying an iPad.

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