Funny Christmas Facebook Status Updates

Grinch...
thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.
is going to buy my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, "toys not included.�
thinks there's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning... and not be a child.
wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
is going to see The

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X-Mas based Funny Facebook Status Updates

Frosty...can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my headis making "

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