Showing posts with label miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miscellaneous. Show all posts

Thursday, 14 February 2008

More Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates!

NAME...Says touch your head. Touch your nose. NAME didn't say touch your nose.is really tired of kidney stonessmells better than he tastesoften rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing. has a clear conscience or was that a bad memory?is modest and proud of it!is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!was reviewing your

Friday, 5 October 2007

More Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates

Name is...better than Ezratyping feverishly on his Blackberry pretending to do work but really updating his Facebook statusthe guy who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shutup!pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.being recalled by Fisher Price because he may contain traces of led paintstomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it.going..... and going..... and going

Monday, 3 September 2007

Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates - III

Name is...shaking it like a polaroid pictureshaken not stirredbrought to you by the letters W T Fraging against the machine!taking his sugar with coffee and cremecurrently out of his mind but please feel free to leave a messagethe one that put a hole in the ozone layerall thatdrinking in a box, NAME is drinking with a Fox, NAME will drink green beer and Rum, NAME will drink them till he's numb...

Saturday, 18 August 2007

Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates - II

NAME is...with your girlfriend. filmed before a live stuido audiencetrapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!not the droid you're looking for.not your friend.finding your lack of faith disturbingsensing something; a presence he hasn't felt since...better than you.not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor