Just plain strange but funny facebook status updates

NAME...says, "This too shall pass gas." doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank

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