Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Even More Funny Random Facebook Status Updates

NAME...is dyslexic which means never having to say that you're yrros. says dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! stopped to think and forget to start again?thinks everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.thinks that friends help you move but real friends help you move bodies.is geting behind early so he can have plenty of time to catch upsays "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."Got milked?

Saturday, 25 April 2009

More Random Funny Facebook Status Updates

NAME...Works for the department of redundant departments.ask if you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?wonders if you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!just found out that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?reminds you to not play stupid with me! I'm better at it.says don't read

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Funny Random Facebook Status Updates

NAME...thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?thinks all the world's a stage. Too bad I missed rehearsal.is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.is proud to be modest!says ask me about my vow of silence.is living better through denial.says blessed are they who go around in circles, for they