Monday, 12 December 2011

More Assorted Funny Facebook Status Updates

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went to the paint store to get thinner... but I haven't lost any weight yet
will give you 2 seconds to figure out that you have the right of way before I take it from you.
wishes I was friends with a midget so I could introduce by saying, "Say hello to my little friend."
If flatulence is a normal part of pregancy, why did they toss me out of my wife's lamaze class?
If I had to guess

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