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Wow, it works!!!!! Be right back, gonna try out my new time machine.....Let's see how this goes!!!!!
You choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct? A. 25% B. 50% C. 60% D. 25%
Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon...We launch a bird into Pigs!
You've really got to hand it to short

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's friend, Eddie, spends several hours a day lubricating an old bench clamp... It's one of his many vices.
's grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don�t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
's healthcare plan is pretty simple. I�m covered as long as I stay healthy.
's neighbor just got one of those expensive new invisible fences. What a

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went to the paint store to get thinner... but I haven't lost any weight yet
will give you 2 seconds to figure out that you have the right of way before I take it from you.
wishes I was friends with a midget so I could introduce by saying, "Say hello to my little friend."
If flatulence is a normal part of pregancy, why did they toss me out of my wife's lamaze class?
If I had to guess

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has performed extensive experiments in the shed and can scientifically conclude that a cat has only one life.
says Hey Timex, if I end up 660ft under water I won't need a watch.
is hosting a little family dinner party tomorrow. Do you think 2 boxes of Cheerios will be enough for 12 people?
says If it takes you more than an hour to get ready, then you aren't as cute as you think you are

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