Showing posts with label Adult Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Latest Adult SMS Collection 2012

Posted by junaid arshad with No comments

Lady: mera husbnd 300% Naakara hy.
Dr: 100% to suna hy 300% kesy?
Lady: 1 to lund khara nahi hota Bharway ka.
2nd Ungliyaan tooti hui hain gaandu ki.
3rd Kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban b jala li.
Laga bhai PoGo
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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Sardar sms collection 2012

Posted by junaid arshad with No comments

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......
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Friday, 11 May 2012

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Posted by junaid arshad with No comments
Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?
Pathan:
Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-
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Saturday, 5 May 2012

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Posted by junaid arshad with No comments
Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya
Cashier:
jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?
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Srdar:
O kanjra
ay jma mere account wich hona ay
Tenu koi takleef?
 see more sms on sardar
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Thursday, 3 May 2012

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Posted by junaid arshad with No comments
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
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