Showing posts with label Pathan SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan SMS. Show all posts

Friday, 11 May 2012

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe
Kangaal kAr dega..
Sardar: Q..?
.
.
Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai
"Battrey Lo"
"Battrey Lo"
Ab tak 50 New Battery Le
chuka hOn:)

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?
Pathan:
Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

1 jamadar gutter main....

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar
kachra nikal raha tha
1 pathan wahan se guzartey howey ruk kar bola:
" Yaar 2 roti mera bhi laga deyna "
;-P

1 Aadmi telescop se asman....

1 Aadmi telescop se asman dakh raha tha.
Pathan b usay ghor say dakh raha tha.
k
achanak
1tara toota
pathan zor say chilaya
'wah ustad kya nishana lagaya.