Showing posts with label Cool SMS Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cool SMS Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 June 2012

A Serious Statement

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A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P
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Saturday, 12 May 2012

Latest Sardar SMS: Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

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Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?
Sardar: Pilot
Teacher: Q?
Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Friday, 11 May 2012

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

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Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe
Kangaal kAr dega..
Sardar: Q..?
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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai
"Battrey Lo"
"Battrey Lo"
Ab tak 50 New Battery Le
chuka hOn:)
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Sultn Rahi Latest Funny sms collection

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Saturday, 5 May 2012

Very Very Funny SMS

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Aqedat Ho to Aisi ho..!
Masjid main 2 Buzurg Qiyam Frma Thy,
Aik Buzurg Ne Dusray Se Poocha:
AaLa-Hazrat' Aap kin k Mureed hain..?
Doosray Buzurg Bolay:
Main Apnay Peer-o-Murshad ka Naam Aisay Nahi Bata Skta'
Main PehLay Wazoo kroon ga'
Phir, Bataoun ga.
Sab intzar krnay Lgay.,
Tab uS Buzurg Ne Wazoo kia'
2' Rakaat Namaz Parrhi'
Dua Maangi,
Aor,
Zaar-o-Qataar Rotay huway
iNtihayi Aqeedat-o-Ehtram Se BoLay:
Logo...,
Main Run-Mureed hoon...!
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