- Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
- I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground
- Thank God It's Monday" ~ Your Liver
- Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time...it came too soon!
- Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.
- On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
- Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
- Things I don't like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
- I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
- You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
- Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It�s Tuesday that sucks.
- Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....
- If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.
- There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...
- Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
- I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
- The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
- Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
- If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
- Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.
Sunday, 14 October 2012
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